The Resort for Bastards (musebox)

WELCOME TO THE NICK RESORT

You have no idea how you got here. You may not recognize the reference these gaudy decoration are making, or who that creepy sponge costume guy is running around. Heck, maybe you're not even from Earth or from this time period and you have no idea where in the universe you are.

But you know one thing for sure:

You're in the Nick Hotel

Prompts

Pool!
Enjoy the two large pools the hotel graciously provides you, with tons of waterslides and a giant bucket that spills water on you. It's filled with green slime twice a day!

Restaurants

Filled with both generic restaurants and a crappy food court, this is where you go if you want your food fix! From 6 AM-10AM, there's even a "character breakfast" where you can eat dry bacon and eggs while Blue from Blues Clues does Gangnam Style in front of you!

... At least there's a Starbucks

Arcade
Oh hell yeah there's an arcade! This definately beats going to Disney World!

In the very least this arcade is well stocked with some good video games! I mean hell they have that amazing Jurassic Park arcade ride that eats your tokens like you wouldn't believe!

Nick at Nite Suites (18+...?)
Oh

Uh

This exists?

There's a heart shaped Jacuzzi here! Perfect for romantic or dumb shenanigans.

Lounging around
But maybe you don't wanna do any of that, maybe you wanna relax in your themed room (I'm envious of you if you got Danny Phantom!), chill in the lobby, harass those poor overworked employees! The hotel is your oyster.

... Try... try not to look at the water damage, bugs, and out of date tech and decorations. It's fine

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