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WELCOME TO THE NICK RESORT

You have no idea how you got here. You may not recognize the reference these gaudy decoration are making, or who that creepy sponge costume guy is running around. Heck, maybe you're not even from Earth or from this time period and you have no idea where in the universe you are.

But you know one thing for sure:

You're in the Nick Hotel

Prompts

Pool!
Enjoy the two large pools the hotel graciously provides you, with tons of waterslides and a giant bucket that spills water on you. It's filled with green slime twice a day!

Restaurants

Filled with both generic restaurants and a crappy food court, this is where you go if you want your food fix! From 6 AM-10AM, there's even a "character breakfast" where you can eat dry bacon and eggs while Blue from Blues Clues does Gangnam Style in front of you!

... At least there's a Starbucks

Arcade
Oh hell yeah there's an arcade! This definately beats going to Disney World!

In the very least this arcade is well stocked with some good video games! I mean hell they have that amazing Jurassic Park arcade ride that eats your tokens like you wouldn't believe!

Nick at Nite Suites (18+...?)
Oh

Uh

This exists?

There's a heart shaped Jacuzzi here! Perfect for romantic or dumb shenanigans.

Lounging around
But maybe you don't wanna do any of that, maybe you wanna relax in your themed room (I'm envious of you if you got Danny Phantom!), chill in the lobby, harass those poor overworked employees! The hotel is your oyster.

... Try... try not to look at the water damage, bugs, and out of date tech and decorations. It's fine

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[I don't mind writing up the starter if you want me to! just hmu!]

[It seems as if the disaster bis are all conglomerating in one spot--the food court. After taking a look at the food options (and a quick scan from the THEIA Spectrum), Juno's decided that maybe sustenance just isn't worth getting here. So he's been hanging around the local Starbucks, waiting for his order.

...How did he get at the Nick Hotel, anyways? It doesn't matter.]

Order for Juno!

[Juno approaches the counter and picks up his order--a single black coffee and takes a careful sip. His face twists up into a disgusted expression.]

Ugh. Even the coffee sucks here.

[Phil is standing next to him, drinking a latte also while hating it.]

Tell me about it. Why can't hotels brew a half decent coffee.

[And then he gets a good look at Juno.]

Uh... your eye?

[Juno goes to completely drown the coffee in milk and sugar. Ugh. He may as well be drinking a milkshake or something. Then he pauses, turning to look at Phil with a deadpan stare.]

...Oh, you mean this eye?

[Points very obviously towards his non-cybernetic eye.]

[In all honesty, Medic was not expecting the team to get reassigned to- well- this place as a base. For one, there's completely normal civilians around. For another, they're not... fighting?? They're just chilling? Did someone get on the administrator's case about giving her employee's vacation time, again?

Whatever the answer is, Medic's not looking gift horses in the mouth. This place may be kind of weird, but it's fine. It's cool. There's a pool and while he may be a shitty swimmer that won't stop him from trying.

Also, his entire flock is here, and they can be found literally everywhere in the resort. You can't walk five feet without a pigeon staring at you. None of them are bloodstained, at the moment, so it's hard to pick Archimedes out of a crowd unless you recognize his leg bands. Also, all of them will mooch off of you for food. Guard your plates, lads.]

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